“Where does all my money go? It’s like, hocus pocus I’m brokus”ģ5. How about a nice compliment to lift my spirits? Your eyesight is perfect.”ģ4. “I just saw myself in the mirror naked and I look like hell. “That awkward moment when you think you do a silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun.”ģ3. “Of course women don’t work as hard as men… They get it right the first time.”ģ2. So far I’ve finished two bags of M & Ms and a chocolate cake I feel better already.” Best Very Funny minions Quotes | Minions funny, Humor messagesģ1. “My therapist told me: the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. What if you go missing? How can we find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook, and Chewbacca in person.”ģ0. “Fight for you respect you include you encourage you need you deserve you”Ģ9. “Good friends help you to find important things when you have lost them… your smile, your hope, and your courage.”Ģ8. “Every day I arrive at work with good intentions and a great attitude. “My fashion style is called ‘Whatever the hell still fits me’”Ģ5.

“If people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart!”Ģ4. “Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.”Ģ3. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.”Ģ2. “Why do they call it “Beauty sleep” when you wake up looking like a troll!” Best Minions Quotes & Humor images | Minions funny, Humor messagesĢ1. Remind yourself that you wouldn’t look good in prison stripes and just smile at the dumbass and walk away.”Ģ0. “Sometimes you just have to close your eyes. “The best feeling is waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to sleep.”ġ9.

“Warning: Bitch switch has been activated. “Wouldn’t it be so great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free… and three sizes smaller?”ġ6. “Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.”ġ5. “Dear Easter bunny, this year could you please fill my eggs with health and happiness and deliver them to everyone that I love. Gru: One day, I hope to fake my own death to escape the authorities. Gru: And Otto, close your yapper! Otto: Oh. And when I get home, you all better be gone. You don't belong here! You're fired! Gru: I'm going to find that stone. We'll become the most powerful villains in the world!ĭialogue Gru: My mom was right.

The map to the legendary Zodiac Stone.

You like picking on little guys, huh? I am a master of Kung Fu.

Come back when you've done something evil to impress me!.

You seriously think this puny, little child can be a villain?.

Ooh, baby, the Anti-Villain League can't catch this.

You found the stone! Otto, I'm so proud of you!.

Is this-? Are you pulling on my legs right now? Otto, where's the stone?.This kid just stole something from the worst villains in the world!.

Otto, you take the stone back to the lair, and I'll distract them.

Distinguished villains, my name is Gru! I feel like I'm talking too loud, even though our proximity doesn't require this kind of volume!.

When you guys tracked me down after responding to my ad, my first thought was: 'Where did all these little tater-tots come from, and where did they find so much denim?'.

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